Total Medals Earned: 121 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,690 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/125 points)
win the game!
break less than 36 eggs
Medals Earned: 8/9 (255/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 6/19 (110/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Win the game!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/155 points)
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Correctly guess Stepford.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Get 10000 or more points
Get 15000 or more points
Get 20000 or more points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!